Robert Stacy McCain has written the Herman Cain campaign to lobby into becoming the next ambassador to Vanuatu.
All silliness aside, I could make a good case for myself being the next cybersecurity expert, or at least deputy ambassador to any country. Surprisingly, I do have the qualifications, or at least qualifications beyond what we have in those positions.
For example, what moron in the State department refused to understand the people we were helping overthrow Gaddafi (or whatever the spelling is this week) were radical Islamists? They have announced impositions of sharia and refuse to give Gaddafi a proper Islamic burial because he was a secularist. All the supposed ‘democratic’ reforms are really a smoke screen for oppression with religion at its core versus oppression with power at its core. I know I’m smarter than this.
Afghanistan said they would back Pakistan, if the tensions between Pakistan and the United States reach a boiling point. Again, anyone with a brain could see we made a very poor decision back in 1948. We should have allied ourselves directly to India, not backed the United Kingdom and refused to deal with them after their independence. Instead, we sided with Pakistan’s revolt and ended up, again, supporting Islamist rule. I know I could have done better.
See, the State department has never been able to rebuild a country with their ideal since the start of the Vietnam conflict. South Vietnam, Laos, and Cambodia were all failures. I predict, because of State department incompetence, we will have the same situation with Iraq, Afghanistan, and Pakistan. We already are failing Egypt, Algeria, and now Libya. Then, to top it all off, we are moving into Uganda to help prop up an illegally elected government. May I remind of the great success being had by Somalia and our attempts to quell the chaos? How about the UN’s mission in Zaire? Our lack of help to Sudan resolved itself, finally, by the Sudanese, just like in Ethiopia. Sudan was an area where we should have intervened, but did not.
Needless to say, our foreign policy is incompetent, run by State department exclusively. I could do better. I know Herman Cain will hire the best people to do the job, unlike the man in the White House and the woman heading the State department. They only hired their political cronies, and look what it has gotten this country.
So, I make my appeal. I will take almost any ambassadorial post. I am not picky. I just want a chance to straighten out all this mess we have because of the idiot sitting in the Oval Office.